- You mean Kanye West played nice for 60 minutes for nothing?! [Radar Online]
- I know you were worried, but you can rest easy now, as Kanye West and Justin Timberlake have thankfully settled their beef. [Idolator]
- OH MY GOD MICHELLE OBAMA GOT HIGHLIGHTS! [People]
- Read the full transcript of the address President Barack Obama delivered today, the 50th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have A Dream” speech. [The Washington Post]
- Abandoning Xenu’s ship pays off — Leah Remini, who recently left the Church of Scientology, is rumored to be competing on the next season of “Dancing with the Stars.” Actress Valerie Harper, who has terminal brain cancer, has also supposedly been cast on the show. [TMZ; Celebuzz]
- Oooh, Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe on “Friends,” duh) has joined the cast of “Scandal”! [Just Jared]
- Newly engaged “Warm Bodies” star Teresa Palmer tweeted a picture of the gorgeous engagement ring given to her by new fiance Mark Webber, writing, “Ethical diamonds in rose gold band, with a rose quartz crystal. Stone of the heart. Exactly me.” [People]
- According the Us Weekly, rumors of Lamar Odom’s drug addiction are true, only his poison of choice is cocaine, not crack. [Us Weekly]
- Twelve-year-old Lillian Powers is the best Vine user ever. [Gawker]
- Comedy Central’s James Franco Roast airs on Labor Day. To prepare for the LOLZ, Vulture has assembled their 15 best roast sets ever. [NYMag.com]
- LOL Bradley Cooper spent a lovely afternoon in the park with his much much much younger girlfriend, Suki Waterhouse, reading Lolita. No, really! [Dlisted]